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Typical Questions – Tricky Answers…

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1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends…
Stupid Question:-

Hey, what are you doing here?

Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

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2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-

Sorry, did that hurt?

No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia…..why don’t you try again.

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3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-

Why, why him, of all people.

Why? Would it rather have been you?

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4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-

Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good??

No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

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5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years…
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.

Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.

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6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask….
Stupid Question:-

Is the guy you’re marrying good?

No,he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout…it’s just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…
Stupid Question:-

Sorry. were you sleeping?

No.. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping….you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair….
Stupid Question:-

Hey have you had a haircut?

No, its autumn and I’m shedding……

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9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question:-

Tell me if it hurts?

No it wont. It will just bleed.

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10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…
Stupid Question:-

Oh, so you smoke.

Gosh, it’s a miracle …… was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!


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