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Husband Apna Aisa Bright Ho

Husband Apna Aisa Bright Ho

Aur Husband Kaisa Ho… 

 

Aisa apna husband ho

6′ – 6’2″ jiski height ho

Jeans dheeli magar body tight ho

biwi ke har nakhre uthaye, itna mizaaj uska light ho

husband apna aisa bright ho.

 

 

uff tak na kare itna quiet ho

dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho

shopping kar ke jab bhi aoon, bole begum tum kitni nice ho

husband apna aisa bright ho.

 

mujhey rani bana kar rakhe, to phir zindagi delight ho

saas sasur ke samne kahe, jaan tum hamesha right ho

hamesha jo haar maan jaye jab bhi koi fight ho

husband apna aisa bright ho.

 

jahan chahoon jaoon, jo chahey karoon, kuch is tarah ki life ho

har doosre week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho


aisa ho jaye to mein udoon aasmaan mei, jaise ke koi kite ho


husband apna aisa bright ho !!!
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A kindergarten teacher has decided to let her class play a game. The teacher told each child in the class to bring along a plastic bag containing a few potatoes. Each potato will be given a name of a person that the child hates, so the number of potatoes that a child will put in his/her plastic bag will depend on the number of people he/she hates.

So when the day came, every child brought some potatoes with the name of the people he/she hated. Some had 2 potatoes; some 3 while
some up to 5 potatoes.

The teacher then told the children to carry with them the potatoes in the plastic bag wherever they go for 1 week.

Days after days passed by, and the children started to complain due to the unpleasant smell let out by the rotten potatoes. Besides, those having 5 potatoes also had to carry heavier bags.

After 1 week , the children were relieved because the game had finally ended.

The teacher asked: “How did you feel while carrying the potatoes with you for 1 week?” The children let out their frustrations and started
complaining of the trouble that they had to go through having to carry the heavy and smelly potatoes wherever they go.

Then the teacher told them the hidden meaning behind the game.

The teacher said: “This is exactly the situation when you carry your hatred for somebody inside your heart. The stench of hatred will contaminate your heart and you will carry it with you wherever you go. If you cannot tolerate the smell of rotten potatoes for just 1 week, can you imagine what is it like to have the stench of hatred in your heart for your lifetime???”

Moral of the story:
Throw away any hatred for anyone from your heart so that you will not carry sins for a life time. Forgiving others is the best attitude to take!
…. 😉


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