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Husband Apna Aisa Bright Ho

Husband Apna Aisa Bright Ho

Aur Husband Kaisa Ho… 

 

Aisa apna husband ho

6′ – 6’2″ jiski height ho

Jeans dheeli magar body tight ho

biwi ke har nakhre uthaye, itna mizaaj uska light ho

husband apna aisa bright ho.

 

 

uff tak na kare itna quiet ho

dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho

shopping kar ke jab bhi aoon, bole begum tum kitni nice ho

husband apna aisa bright ho.

 

mujhey rani bana kar rakhe, to phir zindagi delight ho

saas sasur ke samne kahe, jaan tum hamesha right ho

hamesha jo haar maan jaye jab bhi koi fight ho

husband apna aisa bright ho.

 

jahan chahoon jaoon, jo chahey karoon, kuch is tarah ki life ho

har doosre week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho


aisa ho jaye to mein udoon aasmaan mei, jaise ke koi kite ho


husband apna aisa bright ho !!!
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Funny–Killing English—–
Principal to student…” I saw u yesterday rotating  near girls hostel pulling cigerette…? “

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Class teacher once said :

” pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!”

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once hindi teacher said….”i’m going out of the world to america..”

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“..DON’T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..”

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dont..laugh at the back benches…otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down…..

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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said

” why is fan not oning” (ing form of on)

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teacher in a furious mood…

write down ur name and father of ur name!!

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“shhh… quiet… the principal is revolving around college”

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My manager started like this

“Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids”

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“I’ll illustrate what i have in my mind” said the professor and erased the board

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“will u hang that calender or else i’ll HANG MYSELF”

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LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ,” IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE”

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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us…

“My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter”

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Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father

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“why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!”

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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..

“I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??

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Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..

“Keep quiet, the principal has passed away”


1 ) Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, Forgot laughter were called

“Saints”

But now they are called.. ” IT professionals ”

http://www.stat.osu.edu/~stat135/images/cartoons/sleep.gif
2 ) An interesting line written at the back of a Biker’s T Shirt:

“If you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off”

https://i2.wp.com/www.therallyshack.co.uk/images/Biker%20and%20tattoo%20tshirts/mens%20tshirt%20biker%20survival%20Black.jpg

3. ) Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..

Love is always present.. Its just that,

One loves too much, And

the other loves too many,
https://i1.wp.com/www.torquetalk.nl/P1020422.JPG-for-web-normal.jpg

4. ) Employee:

Boss, Now I have got married..! Please increase my salary..!

BOSS:

Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company..!

https://i0.wp.com/pro.corbis.com/images/42-17670241.jpg

5. ) Philosophy of life

At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as

GOD ,

Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!

https://i2.wp.com/www.jeffreyventrella.com/God_Dog.jpg

6. ) What is a Fear?

Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new and Just few hours left for your exams…!


https://i1.wp.com/farm4.static.flickr.com/3029/2608702105_94d623844e.jpg

7. ) Useful

Someone has rightly said, “A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer”

No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!
https://i1.wp.com/blog.washingtonpost.com/achenblog/rabbit%20ears.jpg

8.) Girl:

Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?

Shopkeeper:

Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says “To the only boy I ever loved.!”

Girl:

That’s good, Give me 12 of them..!
https://i1.wp.com/www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/csl2344l.jpg

9) After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: ” WE do have an… opening for you…! “

Applicant:

What is it?

Interviewer:

Its called the “door..!”
https://i1.wp.com/farm1.static.flickr.com/182/396213261_87ca3665b9.jpg

10) A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..

Drive Slowly, Don’t kill our Employee…. . Leave them to us

https://i1.wp.com/www.viweb.freehosting.net/gif/vi100-banner.jpg

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,
Norman $oh

The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:


Dear NOrman,

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,

Manager

Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad,so make arrangement.

Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tution: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don’t have class ‘coz my teacher is busy. Lets spend the week together.

Grandpa(the 1st boss 😉 ) make call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.

Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we cancelled our trip.

Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tution: This week we will have class as usual.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can’t give you company.

Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don’t worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement.

TAKE A LOOK AT THE PICTURE. WHAT DO YOU SEE? CHECK THE

EXPLANATION BELOW. YOU’LL FIND THIS VERY INTERESTING.

You saw a couple in an intimate pose, right? Interestingly, research has shown that young children cannot

identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory

associated with such a scenario.

What they WILL see, however, is the nine dolphins in the picture!

So, I guess we’ve already proven you’re not a young innocent child… now…

If it’s hard for you to find the dolphins within 6 seconds, your mind is indeed corrupt

and you probably need help.

Dearest Ms. Aarthi

Sub: Offer of love!

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you
since the 20th of October (Thursday). With reference to the meeting
held between us on the 19th of Oct. at 1500hrs, I would like to
present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on
probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility,
would be made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on
the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to
promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and
entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later,
based on your performance, I might take! up a larger share of the
expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your
expense account.
request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter,
failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice
and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you
could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take
up this offer.
Wish you all the best!

Thanking you in anticipation,

Yours sincerely,
HR Manager


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