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YOUR NAME MEANING

A = You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.

B = You are always cautious when it comes to meeting newpeople.

C = You definitely have a partier side in you, don’t be shy to show it.

D = You have trouble trusting people.

E =You are a very exciting person.

F = Everyone loves you.

G = You have excellent ways of viewing people.

H =You are not judgmental.

I  =You are always smiling and making others smile.

J = Jolly

K =You like to try new things.

L = Love is something you deeply believe in.

M = Success comes easily to you.

N = You like to work, but you always want a break.

O = You are very open-minded.

P =You are very friendly and understanding.

Q = You are a hypocrite.

R =You are a social butterfly.

S = You are very broad-minded.

T = You have an attitude, a big one.

U = You feel like you have to equal up to people’s standards.

V = You have a very good physique and looks.

W = You like your privacy.

X = You never let people tell you what to do.

Y = You cause a lot of trouble.

Z = You’re always fighting with someone.

There are 2 people always next to you:

1 – The M (Manager), giving a pleasant smile every time he sees you.

2 – The TL (Team Leader), busy in scheduling work for you….. And busy in his world

And In between its YOU, who struggles with all the WORK…?!!

The perfect picture is given below…… {Team leader — YOU — Manager}

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Team leader                                YOU                                 Manager

Life is like that………….


1 ) Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, Forgot laughter were called

“Saints”

But now they are called.. ” IT professionals ”

http://www.stat.osu.edu/~stat135/images/cartoons/sleep.gif
2 ) An interesting line written at the back of a Biker’s T Shirt:

“If you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off”

https://i2.wp.com/www.therallyshack.co.uk/images/Biker%20and%20tattoo%20tshirts/mens%20tshirt%20biker%20survival%20Black.jpg

3. ) Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..

Love is always present.. Its just that,

One loves too much, And

the other loves too many,
https://i1.wp.com/www.torquetalk.nl/P1020422.JPG-for-web-normal.jpg

4. ) Employee:

Boss, Now I have got married..! Please increase my salary..!

BOSS:

Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company..!

https://i0.wp.com/pro.corbis.com/images/42-17670241.jpg

5. ) Philosophy of life

At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as

GOD ,

Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!

https://i2.wp.com/www.jeffreyventrella.com/God_Dog.jpg

6. ) What is a Fear?

Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new and Just few hours left for your exams…!


https://i1.wp.com/farm4.static.flickr.com/3029/2608702105_94d623844e.jpg

7. ) Useful

Someone has rightly said, “A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer”

No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!
https://i1.wp.com/blog.washingtonpost.com/achenblog/rabbit%20ears.jpg

8.) Girl:

Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?

Shopkeeper:

Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says “To the only boy I ever loved.!”

Girl:

That’s good, Give me 12 of them..!
https://i1.wp.com/www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/csl2344l.jpg

9) After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: ” WE do have an… opening for you…! “

Applicant:

What is it?

Interviewer:

Its called the “door..!”
https://i1.wp.com/farm1.static.flickr.com/182/396213261_87ca3665b9.jpg

10) A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..

Drive Slowly, Don’t kill our Employee…. . Leave them to us

https://i1.wp.com/www.viweb.freehosting.net/gif/vi100-banner.jpg

If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me

If 10 people care 4 u,
one of them is me,
if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,
if no 1 cares 4 u that means
i m not in this world.

flame of love in my heart

A candle may melt
and it’s fire may die,
but the love you have
given me will always
stay as a flame in my heart.


sound of your breath on my neck

If I could have ,
I would wish to wake up everyday
To the sound of your breath on my neck,
The warmth of your lips on my cheek,
The touch of your fingers on my skin,
And the feel of your heart beating with mine…
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
With anyone other than you.

we will always be there for one another

When it rains, you dont see the sun, but its there.
Hope we can be like that.
We dont always see each other,
but we will always be there for one another.

You make me miss you so much!

Whenever I miss you stars falls down
from the sky,so any day,
if you find the sky empty
don’t blame me!It’s your fault
You make me miss you so much!


i will be there…Trust Me!!

U may miss me
U may ignore me
U may even forget me
But one day if u wanna c me
Don’t search, just see your shadow
i will be there…Trust Me!!

R: is for red, RED: is for blood

R: is for red.
RED: is for blood
BLOOD: is for heart
HEART: is for love
LOVE: is for you
YOU: is for me
ME: is for you.
:: I MISS YOU ::

Sometimes

Sometimes, I forget to say hi,
Sometimes, I even miss to reply,
Sometimes, my msg doesn’t reach u,
But, it doesn’t mean that I forget u,
I’m just giving u time to miss me!

Tabiyat udas si rehati hai

Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rehati hai,
nighao ko kisi surat ki pyas rehati hai,
tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi,
magar tere SMS bin tabiyat udas si rehati hai…


One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,
Norman $oh

The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:


Dear NOrman,

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,

Manager

Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad,so make arrangement.

Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tution: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don’t have class ‘coz my teacher is busy. Lets spend the week together.

Grandpa(the 1st boss 😉 ) make call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.

Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we cancelled our trip.

Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tution: This week we will have class as usual.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can’t give you company.

Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don’t worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement.

Read this. It is a 100% challenge that u will have a wrong answer to the question asked in the passage.

Once there was loving couple travelling in a bus in a mountainous area.
They decided to get down at some place. After the couple got down at some place the bus moved on………,
As the bus moved on, a huge rock fell on the bus from the mountain and crushed the bus to crumbs. Everybody on board was killed.
The couple upon seeing that, said, “
We wish we were on that bus” Why do u think they said that????????
Scroll down for answer

Come on think again……

Come on try hard…..

———— ——- Answer !!!! ———— ——-
If they had remained on the bus instead of deciding to get down,
the resulting time delay could have been avoided and
the rock would have fallen after the bus had passed ..!!!

Think positive in life always and look for opportunities when u can help Others……


Many times in life, the opposite of Success is not Failure, its Quitting.
Winners never quit, quitters never Win .
Never expect things to happen. struggle and make them happen.
Never expect yourself to be given a good value…create a value of ur own.

Good Luck.

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