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Husband Apna Aisa Bright Ho

Husband Apna Aisa Bright Ho

Aur Husband Kaisa Ho… 

 

Aisa apna husband ho

6′ – 6’2″ jiski height ho

Jeans dheeli magar body tight ho

biwi ke har nakhre uthaye, itna mizaaj uska light ho

husband apna aisa bright ho.

 

 

uff tak na kare itna quiet ho

dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho

shopping kar ke jab bhi aoon, bole begum tum kitni nice ho

husband apna aisa bright ho.

 

mujhey rani bana kar rakhe, to phir zindagi delight ho

saas sasur ke samne kahe, jaan tum hamesha right ho

hamesha jo haar maan jaye jab bhi koi fight ho

husband apna aisa bright ho.

 

jahan chahoon jaoon, jo chahey karoon, kuch is tarah ki life ho

har doosre week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho


aisa ho jaye to mein udoon aasmaan mei, jaise ke koi kite ho


husband apna aisa bright ho !!!
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We

all have stress in our lives

 to some degree,

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 in

your life?????

  

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Applications are invited for the following post. The package and

Incentives are mentioned below.

Designation                : Junior girl friend (trainee)

Experience                 : Must have ditched at least 2 guys
(Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)

other requirement      : Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required.

Age                            : 18-26 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also apply, special consideration will undertaken for them) Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective.

Perks and incentives:
Total gross (Monthly):


·      2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)
·      Bike rides each duration 1 hour
·      trips to National Highways

·      5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir / Isckon Temple
·      Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days

·      Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /-
·      2 movies (Family movies only) per month (on weekends)
·      Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend (On your own expense)

A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability
and to the size available with the shopkeeper.

Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be informed on joining

The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Promotion to fulltime Girlfriend)

Plz NOTE:

1. Only females.
2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.
3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above-mentioned conditions.

There is more:


For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral. Program by referring their friend, colleagues etc.

Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.

Search,,,,,, , never ends!!
Interested candidates can send their resume with

Subject:
Name/fresher- exp/age.
Photo must be in attachment. To the email address via mail

Note: Applications without photo will be rejected

There are 2 people always next to you:

1 – The M (Manager), giving a pleasant smile every time he sees you.

2 – The TL (Team Leader), busy in scheduling work for you….. And busy in his world

And In between its YOU, who struggles with all the WORK…?!!

The perfect picture is given below…… {Team leader — YOU — Manager}

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Team leader                                YOU                                 Manager

Life is like that………….

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,
Norman $oh

The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:


Dear NOrman,

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,

Manager

Read this. It is a 100% challenge that u will have a wrong answer to the question asked in the passage.

Once there was loving couple travelling in a bus in a mountainous area.
They decided to get down at some place. After the couple got down at some place the bus moved on………,
As the bus moved on, a huge rock fell on the bus from the mountain and crushed the bus to crumbs. Everybody on board was killed.
The couple upon seeing that, said, “
We wish we were on that bus” Why do u think they said that????????
Scroll down for answer

Come on think again……

Come on try hard…..

———— ——- Answer !!!! ———— ——-
If they had remained on the bus instead of deciding to get down,
the resulting time delay could have been avoided and
the rock would have fallen after the bus had passed ..!!!

Think positive in life always and look for opportunities when u can help Others……


Many times in life, the opposite of Success is not Failure, its Quitting.
Winners never quit, quitters never Win .
Never expect things to happen. struggle and make them happen.
Never expect yourself to be given a good value…create a value of ur own.

Good Luck.

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TAKE A LOOK AT THE PICTURE. WHAT DO YOU SEE? CHECK THE

EXPLANATION BELOW. YOU’LL FIND THIS VERY INTERESTING.

You saw a couple in an intimate pose, right? Interestingly, research has shown that young children cannot

identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory

associated with such a scenario.

What they WILL see, however, is the nine dolphins in the picture!

So, I guess we’ve already proven you’re not a young innocent child… now…

If it’s hard for you to find the dolphins within 6 seconds, your mind is indeed corrupt

and you probably need help.


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