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Funny–Killing English—–
Principal to student…” I saw u yesterday rotating  near girls hostel pulling cigerette…? “

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Class teacher once said :

” pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!”

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once hindi teacher said….”i’m going out of the world to america..”

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“..DON’T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..”

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dont..laugh at the back benches…otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down…..

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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said

” why is fan not oning” (ing form of on)

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teacher in a furious mood…

write down ur name and father of ur name!!

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“shhh… quiet… the principal is revolving around college”

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My manager started like this

“Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids”

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“I’ll illustrate what i have in my mind” said the professor and erased the board

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“will u hang that calender or else i’ll HANG MYSELF”

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LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ,” IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE”

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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us…

“My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter”

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Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father

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“why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!”

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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..

“I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??

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Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..

“Keep quiet, the principal has passed away”

Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad,so make arrangement.

Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tution: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don’t have class ‘coz my teacher is busy. Lets spend the week together.

Grandpa(the 1st boss 😉 ) make call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.

Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we cancelled our trip.

Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tution: This week we will have class as usual.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can’t give you company.

Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don’t worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement.

A little girl walked to and from school daily. Though the weather that morning was questionable and clouds were forming, she made her daily trek to the elementary school.

As the afternoon progressed, the winds whipped up,along with thunder and lightning. The mother of the little girl felt concerned that her daughter would  be frightened as she walked home from school and she herself feared that the electrical storm might harm her child. Following the roar of thunder, lightning, like a flaming word, would cut through the sky.

Full of concern, the mother quickly got into her car and drove along the route to her child’s school. As she did  so, she saw her little girl walking along, but at each flash of lightning, the child would stop, look up and smile. Another and another were to follow quickly and with each, the little girl would look at the streak of light and smile.

When the mother’s car drove up beside the child, she lowered the window and called to her, “What are you doing? Why do you keep stopping?”

The child answered, “I am trying to look pretty, God keeps taking my picture “.


face the storms that come your way and don’t forget to SMILE! Now Smile……
Pass it along to brighten someone else’s day because I know you SMILED!!!

Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .
Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000
Now add 10 . What is the total?

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Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

If you don’t believe it, check it with a calculator!

Dearest Ms. Aarthi

Sub: Offer of love!

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you
since the 20th of October (Thursday). With reference to the meeting
held between us on the 19th of Oct. at 1500hrs, I would like to
present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on
probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility,
would be made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on
the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to
promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and
entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later,
based on your performance, I might take! up a larger share of the
expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your
expense account.
request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter,
failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice
and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you
could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take
up this offer.
Wish you all the best!

Thanking you in anticipation,

Yours sincerely,
HR Manager

Coolest Hyderabadi joke: Finally some fun from Hyderabad

In Hyderabad we have our own little Johnny. His name is Howla.
His   father is ambitious to educate Howla.
Howla goes to school in Tappa Chabutra. Its principal was educated in Urdu
high school and claims that he passed tenth class!
There is a school inspection the next day and the conversation is as follows:

Teacher
: Kal inispector ayinga. Kochanaa (questions) puchinga.
Sab achaa padkey aau. Koi galath answer deengaa naa tho main
uske pairaan thodtoom.

Howla
: Iski maakki. Kyun aara inispector? Kaam nai hai usku? Kya
kochanaa puchta kathey?

Teacher
: Abey tereku kaiku re, tu kal school aanaaich nai. Tu tera moo
khola to gaaliaan nikaltey. Tereku main absent nai daalthaum.
Ghar pe baithkey gotiyaan khel. Tu school aayingaa to inispector
ke saamney mere izzat ki biryaani karke khaaingaa tu.

So our Howla is excited, goes home and tells his father that he is not
going to school the next day.

Father
: Yeah kyaa hai..ischool hai paan ka dabba hai?
Gaand pe  maartaun saale tu ischool nai gaya to.

Howla
: Arey Bava, mera teacher bola nakko aao bolke.

Father
: Usku akhal hai ?  Begum suno! Howla ischool nai jayinga kathey
kal.    Agar isney ischool nai gaya to kaise padhinga? Howla, agar
tu kal ischool nahin gaya naa, tere haathan pairaan thod daaltaum.

So Howla cries and finally agrees to go to school.
Next day in school, Teacher is very upset to see Howla back:

Teacher
: Arey teri maakki. Nakko aao bole to bhi kaiko aaya re ?

Howla
: Mera bava gaand phodtum bola ischool nai gaya to.

Teacher
: offo?! Tera bava bola? Theek hai chal. Last bench pe baith aur
inispector aya to chchup jaa. Dikhnaich nai. Kuch bhi gadbad
karinga naa meri noukri lag jayingi.

So Howla goes to sit in the last bench hiding behind a tall guy.
Inspector comes for the visit.

Inspector
: Adaab.

Teacher
: Adaab saab. Bachen acha padrain saab. Kochchanaa puchey to
answeraan yun bolte.

Inspector
: Abaa? Offo! Ithney kilever hai aapke bachchey?
Achchaa, ek bahuth easy sawaal – Hamarey body mein sab se
nazook cheez kaun si hai?

Teacher
: Arey Imtiyaz tu bata rey!

Imtiyaz
: Saab, Khaleja saab.

Inspector
: Aisa! ….. woh kyun?

Imtiyaz
: Saab, khaleja hai to sab kuch hota. Agar woh gaya naa, kuch bhi
nahin hota saab.

Inspector
: Abaa, kya tez potta hai rey! Aur koi?

Teacher
: Arey Akram, tu bata re.

Akram
: Saab bheja saab. Bhejey ku khuch bhi hua to kuch yaad nahin rehta
saab. Haathaan pairaan kaam nai karthey, iscooter ku kick bhi nai maar
sakthey saab.

Inspector
: Abey Teacher, kya kya padaaraa re inku tu. Chutiye ke jaiseich
answeraan bolrai naa!!
In the meantime Howla is trying very hard to hide but Inspector sees
him. He thinks Howla is hiding because he does not know the answer.

Inspector
: Woh last bench pe yun jhuk ke baithaa naa woh pottey ka naam
kya hai?

Teacher
: kaun saab? …….Woh! (iski bhain ku, kaiku dikhaa re tu)Woh
Howla hai saab.

Inspector
: Howla? Ye kya naam hai? Kahan-kahan se lagaathey re bhai
naamaan! Howla, woh lambu ke peechchey kaiku chchup raa tu?

Howla
: Saab main moo khola to teacher maaringi saab.

Inspector: Tereku yaa mereku??

Teacher
: Arey kya baath kar reh saab, main kaiku maarthaum aapku. Ye
potta ekdam badmaash hai saab, jhoot bolraa. Abey Howla,
answer maloom hain to bol nai tho khaamoosh baith jaa mere baap
tere pau padthaum.

Howla
: Saab sabse nazook cheez apne body mein Gaand hai saab.

Teacher
: Allah!! Iney moo khola meri gaand lag gayi re!!!

Inspector
: Abey kyaa to bhi bolra re! Sharam kar badon ke saamney
aisaich baathaan karthey! Yeich sikhaaye tumhaarey
amma-bavaa? Gaand kahaan kaa answer hai re?

Howla
: Hau saab, gaand ich sabse naazook cheez hai.
Kaiku boletho wahaan pe dilli mein baamb phata …Yahan Hydrabad mein
apni gaand phat thi … ..Yahaan old city mein gadbadaan shuru
hothey…wahaan new city mein sabki gaand phat thi.
Uttaa kaiku saab, main yeh answer bolraun naa, mere teacher ki gaand
phatri dekho!!!!

Kidnapping by a sardar…:::::::::::::::

He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree,
and told him, “I’ve kidnapped you.”

Sardarji then wrote a note saying:

“I’ve kidnapped your kid.

Tomorrow morning, put Rs.2,00,000 in a paper bag and put it
beneath the mango tree on the north side of the city playground”.

Signed: “A Sardarji”.
Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home
to show it to his parents.

The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper
bag was kept beneath the mango tree.The boy was sitting next to the bag.

Sardarji opened up the bag and found the Rs.2,00,000 in cash with
a note saying:

“How can a sardarji do this to a fellow Sardarji?

Take the money, and Please leave my son.”

Signed: Another Sardarji


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