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Funny–Killing English—–
Posted January 7, 2009
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Funny–Killing English—– Principal to student…” I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette…? “
********************************************************************* Class teacher once said : ” pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!” ******************************************* once hindi teacher said….”i’m going out of the world to america..” ******************************************* “..DON’T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK..” ******************************************* dont..laugh at the back benches…otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down….. ******************************************* it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said ” why is fan not oning” (ing form of on) ******************************************* teacher in a furious mood… write down ur name and father of ur name!! *******************************************
“shhh… quiet… the principal is revolving around college” ******************************************* My manager started like this “Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids”
******************************************* “I’ll illustrate what i have in my mind” said the professor and erased the board ******************************************* “will u hang that calender or else i’ll HANG MYSELF” ****************************** ************* LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ,” IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE” ******************************************* Chemistry HOD comes and tells us… “My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter” ******************************************* Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father ******************************************* “why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!” ******************************************* Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code.. “I understand. You understand. Computer how understand?? ******************************************** Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class.. “Keep quiet, the principal has passed away” |
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