Posted by: ravi9237 on: February 10, 2009
DUE TO BUDGET CUTS, THIS IS YOUR NEW CUBICLE
EFFECTIVE JANUARY 1, 2009
NEW OFFICE POLICY
Dress Code:
1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to
your salary.
2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a
Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially
and therefore do not need a raise.
3) If you [...]
Posted by: ravi9237 on: February 10, 2009
Various Moods at office!!!!!
Boss is not here
In a meeting Training Coffee break
Before noon on weekend Ready for getting off work Tomorrow is a holiday
Got today’s target from boss Tough target
Find impossible to meet boss’s requirement
OT for 2hrs OT for a whole night
Being notified to OT on weekends
Meet with [...]
Posted by: ravi9237 on: January 14, 2009
How to Make a Woman Happy
It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a physiotherapist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a [...]
Posted by: ravi9237 on: December 23, 2008
YOUR NAME MEANING
A = You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
B = You are always cautious when it comes to meeting newpeople.
C = You definitely have a partier side in you, don’t be shy to show it.
D = You have trouble trusting people.
E =You are a very exciting person.
F = [...]
Posted by: ravi9237 on: September 25, 2008
1 ) Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, Forgot laughter were called
“Saints”
But now they are called.. ” IT professionals “
2 ) An interesting line written at the back of a Biker’s T Shirt:
“If you are able to see this, please tell me that my [...]
Posted by: ravi9237 on: June 9, 2008
If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me
If 10 people care 4 u,
one of them is me,
if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,
if no 1 cares 4 u that means
i m [...]
Posted by: ravi9237 on: June 3, 2008
At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning-disabled children, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question: ‘When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does is done with [...]
Posted by: ravi9237 on: May 5, 2008
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