1 ) Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, Forgot laughter were called

“Saints”

But now they are called.. ” IT professionals “

2 ) An interesting line written at the back of a Biker’s T Shirt:

“If you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off”

3. ) Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..

Love is always present.. Its just that,

One loves too much, And

the other loves too many,


4. ) Employee:

Boss, Now I have got married..! Please increase my salary..!

BOSS:

Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company..!

5. ) Philosophy of life

At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as

GOD ,

Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!

6. ) What is a Fear?

Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new and Just few hours left for your exams…!

7. ) Useful

Someone has rightly said, “A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer”

No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!


8.) Girl:

Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?

Shopkeeper:

Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says “To the only boy I ever loved.!”

Girl:

That’s good, Give me 12 of them..!


9) After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: ” WE do have an… opening for you…! “

Applicant:

What is it?

Interviewer:

Its called the “door..!”

10) A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..

Drive Slowly, Don’t kill our Employee…. . Leave them to us